Funny Christmas Songs

I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Funny Christmas Song

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep!
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!



Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Funny Xmas Song

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
drinking root beer and
playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!

Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the hair on grandma's wig.
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.



California Christmas
Funny Cristmas song by Timothy Tim Werner

No California christmas could compare
to where the snow might drift down everywhere
the sun, in more grinchish ways than one
Leaves my snowy landscapes earthly bare.
Christmas in california is my prayer.

I live alone, and celebrate in soul
where christmas days are crowded, white and wonderful.



Christmas time

Its Christmas time again
The season of renewal
Love, faith, charity
And all that is beautiful
Chimes greatly in to every heart
Beating in celebrations
Of Spirit, togetherness, and affirmation.



We wish you a Merry Christmas
Funny Song

We wish you a Merry Christmas,

We wish you a Merry Christmas,

And a Happy New Year!

We want some figgy pudding,

We want some figgy pudding,

We want some figgy pudding,

And a cup of good cheer.!

We wont go until we get some,

We wont go until we get some,

We wont go until we get some,

So bring it out here!

Good tidings to you, and all of your kin,

Good tidings for Christmas, and a Happy New Year!