Funny Christmas Messages

Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."


Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.


Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill


While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.


miss you. wish we were snuggling under the christmas tree. merry christmas


new is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are four you. have a promising and fulfilling new year


happy new year to all the people who love me to all the people that hate me! Yeah


no wonder father christmas is so jolly, because he knows where all the bad girls live!


why a christmas tree is better then a woman ? when your done with a christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away


wishing you all a very merry christmas and a happy new year


what does father christmas write on his christmas cards? - funny Christmas message


babes all I want for christmas is you  -  Cute Christmas message


I Wish you a merry xmas


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